iVerbiage a funny look at iStuff
iBlind - What you become after watching too many movies on a too small screen.
iCrap - All Apple products.
iCrapper - The place where all your old and broken iCrap goes.
iCrapshoot - The process of finding a fix for iCrap problems. Debugging and repairing iCrap is really an iCrapshoot due to the poor or non-existent logs and error information.
iCrash - The result of texting while driving.
iLockup - The place people escape from when jail breaking their iPhone. Also the place you may wind up if you publish a story about a not yet released iThing.
iPhone - like I Man, it is the beginning of self-awareness by a phone.
iSchmuck - One who blindly buys any and all iCrap. Generally following hyped-up news stories and marketing. They spend too much on iCrap when the same or better functionality can be bought for less.